intro: IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS NAUGHT BUT A FOOL WHO COULD ONLY CONSUME THE PUREST CLEAR STREAM WATER AND FERMENTED STOMACH ACIDS BELONGING TO EXCLUSIVELY THE WHALES, SEA SERPENTS & LEVIATHANS WHICH IT UNDERSTOOD. ITS ONLY MEANS OF ENJOYABLE LISTENING DWELLED WITHIN THE GUTTURAL WAILS AND SWELLING GURGLES OF THE WALKING DEAD, HEAVILY DISTORTED 808S AND TRAP BEATS, AND MIDI
  OF RETURN OF THE MACK BY MARK MORRISON. MANY PEOPLE FOUND THIS DEEPLY APPREHENSIBLE, AND, OUT OF THE DEPTHS OF UNENDING SHAME, IT CAST ITSELF AWAY TO THE REMOTENESS OF A BRACKISH SWAMP, WHERE IT NOW WILL SPEND THE REST OF ITS LIFE. HOWEVER, ITS STORY IS FAR FROM OVER, AS IT MERELY BEGINS HERE... / info 1: NAME: NOTHING, IN FORMALITY / IDENTITY: COLLECTIVE, ANIMALISTIC / RACE: MIXED; PRIMARILY AFROCARIBBEAN/WHITE OGRE / GENDER: TME BIOLOGICAL MALE (TRUE) / AGE: AT LEAST 84 SEASONS / HEIGHT: 5ft9in./172.5cm / WEIGHT: 239lb/108kg AVERAGE / BELLY BUTTON: INNIE, CAVERNOUS / OPINION ON WHITE WOMEN: ACTIVE FETISHIST / FAVORITE BLACK EYED PEAS SONG: I DONT HAVE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! / PRESCRIPTIONS: PANTOPRAZOLE EC 40mg, HYOSCYAMINE SL 0.125mg, METHYLPHENIDATE ER 36mg, ELAGOLIX 200mg ONCE/DAY, LORAZEPAM 1mg, NORETHINDRONE 5mg, TESTOSTERONE CYP .3mL/60mg ONCE/WEEK, CELECOXIB 400mg, TRIAMCINOLONE .1%, DICYCLOMINE 10mg, MINOXIDIL 5% / info 2: I WOULD PREFER ONLY 18+ INDIVIDUALS FOLLOW MY MAINS. I DO NOT FIND A LOT OF MODERN INTERNET HUMOR FUNNY SO I WILL BE VERY PICKY ABOUT WHO I INTERACT WITH. I BELIEVE THAT FICTION AFFECTS REALITY BECAUSE IT IS A REFLECTION OF IT. I DO NOT POST VERY MUCH RELATED TO MEDIA AND I TEND TO NOT ENJOY INTERACTING WITH HIGHLY FANDOM-BRAINED PEOPLE. I AM CLINICALLY CRAZY AND WILL HAVE AN UNPLEASANT REACTION TO ANY FIGMENTS OF A CERTAIN FRANCHISE, AND YOU MAY ASK WHAT IT IS IF YOUR DESIRE IS TO GROW CLOSER WITH ME. OTHERWISE, I GENERALLY DO NOT BITE. I ACTIVELY REQUIRE ATTENTION FROM STRANGERS AND WILL DEHYDRATE IN A GRUESOME MANNER IF LEFT TOO LONG WITHOUT IT. I CURRENTLY HAVE VERY LITTLE INTEREST IN ANYTHING AT ALL DUE TO A SCHIZOSPECTRUM DISORDER. I FIND MUSIC EASY TO LISTEN TO. I COULD CREATE ANY SOUND THAT I WISH. I FULLY BELIEVE THAT I AM A WALKING REFLECTION OF THIS MAN (picture of archie from pokemon). I AM PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF THINKING CLEARLY UNLESS INEBRIATED. I HAVE UNDOUBTEDLY BEEN CURSED BY AT LEAST ONE MALICIOUS SORCERER. THE ONLY DATES OF IMPORTANCE IN MY LIFE ARE MAY 11th AND DECEMBER 10th, AS, IN TECHNICALITY, MY BIRTHDAY DOES NOT BELONG TO ME. I DO NOT SEE ANY PART OF MYSELF WITHIN THE TRANSGENDER IDENTITY AND INSTEAD PREFER TO THINK OF MY REALITY AS TRANSSEXUAL. I DO NOT AND WILL NEVER IDENTIFY WITH THE Q SLUR. THE MORE TIME ONE SPENDS ON THIS PAGE, THE MORE I WILL REQUIRE MY BELLY RUBS. AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY. FARE THEE WELL...
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